Here are 14 Programming quotes selected from BVK Mohan’s blog (http://bvkm.wordpress.com/2010?/12/16/top-50-programming-quotes/).
Enjoy
1. “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”
– Martin Golding
2. “To iterate is human, to recurse divine.”
– L. Peter Deutsch
3. “The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.”
– Seymour Cray
4. “Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.”
– Brian W. Kernighan.
5. “Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.”
– Alan Kay
6. “Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.”
– Bill Gates
7. “Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.”
– Christopher Thompson
8. “I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!”
– Vidiu Platon.
9. “Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.”
– Edward V Berard
10. “Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN’T be like.”
– pixadel
11. “I think Microsoft named .NET, so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.”
– Oktal
12. “I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.”
– Bjarne Stroustrup
13. “Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.”
– Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering
14. “In the one and only true way. The object-oriented version of ‘Spaghetti code’ is, of course, ‘Lasagna code’. (Too many layers).”
– Roberto Waltman.